The Grand Sapphire Resort did not sparkle; it glowed. It was a monolith of white marble and gold leaf, perched on the edge of the Mediterranean like a crown dropped by a careless giant.

I sat in the lobby lounge, sipping sparkling water from a crystal flute. Across from me sat Jason, my fiancé of six months. He was busy adjusting the cuff of his shirt to make sure his watch—a very convincing replica of a Patek Philippe—was visible to anyone walking by.
“Can you believe this place?” Jason whispered, leaning in. “Look at that chandelier. It must weigh a ton. Probably fake crystal, though. You know how these tourist traps are. All flash, no substance.”